Get Ready for Romance

Escritora y peligrosa. Dangerous writer WINNER OF THE OAGUACEIRO ARTE Y PICO 2008 AWARD TO CREATIVITY AND DESIGN martes 4 de marzo de 2008 Madame Sarkozy and hubby Do you believe in unselfish love? My friend Richard -a clever and charming French gentleman- has rather romantic, but bright ideas about it. We met at a fancy restaurant downtown some days ago and while carefully cutting up his canard l'orange, he suddenly asked me: - Do you think President Sarkozy is good looking enough for his present Mrs? I stared at him, a little bit surprised by the question. - What do you mean exactly?-I asked- - I mean ... he doesn't fit her. She is tall, pretty, trendy ... simply gorgeous. - Well. I suppose we all have the right to be blessed with the gift of a gorgeous partner, even those who don't fit him or her. But in this particular case ... he is "le President de la Rpublique". Such a strong political power has certainly an erotic side that some women can't resist. - Huh. Were he a blue-collar worker in his overall boiler outfit ... do you think women would pay any fucking attention to him? --he giggled-. - Absolutely not! He is one of the most powerful men in the world and that's what makes him so sexy and desirable to his Mrs. Not his appearance or his more than likely interesting personality. - So this is what women want when approaching a guy ... a real catch. At that moment I felt obliged to defend the female world population. A huge responsibility, by the way. - No, chri, please don't take me wrong: I just said that money helps those who are not exactly gorgeous. As for those who are gorgeous but poor ... they certainly have more chances at first sight. Same goes for women, I guess. - Oh, yes, indeed. - But don't be dissapointed, honey: there are still a few ones who believe in love at first sight, platonic love and all that romantic stuff. He smiled. - Romantic? Mais non ma biche; you know the way guys are in general: we have just one brain cell, maybe two, not always connected. One is for sex, the other one for work --this one needs the other working for a satisfactory performance-. As long as our basic requirements are fulfilled, we are not very demanding. Men are simple. Women are complex. - Hey Richie, do I want to start a fight with you? Nah, I don't think so. - Ok, ok dearie. Let's call it quits. - That's better. By the way, his ex must be really enraged. - I'm not surprised. Wouldn't you be pissed off in her place? - Definitely. That would be a very ill-advised thing to do to me. Don't say I didn't warn you! - I would never do that to you, ma petite biche. -he said rasing the cup to his mouth and sipping his Mot Chandon. He would never do that to me. Hard to believe, but anyway, isn't he cute? So bonne nuit to you et bisous, wherever you are. Finalmente logr sentarme tranquila a leer todos tus posts (algo que tena pendiente desde haca un tiempo...). Me quedan todava todos los de la izquierda, pero me los imprimir para leerlos tranquila por las noches....que con 9 horas de trabajo de oficina, ya tengo la cuota 'tecnolgica' ms que cubierta....=) La verdad que soy cero constante (con la mayora de las cosas) as que no prometo dejar mis comentarios en cada post porque no lo cumplira seguro!; pero como se ve que te gusta saber si la gente los lee....al menos puedo decirte que desde Argentina tambin nos 'hipnotizamos' con tus historias =.) (Que no se enteren en mi trabajo...pero creo que me pas el da tratando de leer tus post entre tarea y tarea... desde el primero al ltimo, cosa de no 'perder el hilo'y ponerme un poco al da...;) Y bueno...nada....en principio admiro tu 'habilidad' para hablar tantos idiomas (y te felicito=)...y despus...sobre lo que escribs...me atraparon mucho tus historias (la de Vilma sobretodo); me mor de la risa con 'The Stupidity Gland', y hasta me identifiqu con algunas otras (sobretodo con la de 'girly girls' reason'....Y no por la cantidad de rituales y artilugios que hacemos las mujeres para estar bien...sino por la sensacin de libertad que describas....Me pasa mucho...y sobretodo cuando me voy de viaje...como si tuviramos 'va libre' o nos concediramos mas permiso para hacer cosas que en otros lugares o situaciones no nos animaramos...). Espero leer todo lo que me falta en estos das...y ya s..poder de vez en cuando agregar mis comentarios (aunque soy de las que 'estn presentes, pero en silencio....'=). Un beso grande,

Author: brunilucio
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Added: May 12, 2008

JonasBrothers In: Typical Lives of Kelly and Maddie 17 part1

We left off with Kiwi and Nick becoming the should I say,"perfect couple"?Also,Joe,Kelly,Kevin,Ryan,and Maddie were telling embarrassing stories about Kiwi and Nick.Will Joe's birthday be a good one?Let's find out! *The next morning,the group is just a town away from Wycoff and Joe is bouncing off the walls.Nick is talking to their parents on his cellphone* Up front near the driver Joe:Are we there yet? Kevin:Don't even start.Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. Kelly:Oh let him have his fun!Stop trying to be mature,Kevin.*goes into the other room* Kevin:Well someone has to be the boss around here Joe: And it's not going to be you!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! Nick:(talking on cellphone)Yeah,we're like a few miles away.Hold on.(turns to group)Guys,stop fighting.I'm talking to Dad. Joe:DADDY!LET ME TALK TO HIM!LET ME TALK TO HIM!! Nick:(into phone)No,we didn't give him any caffeine.Yeah.Here he is.*hands phone to Joe* Meanwhile in the living room with Megan,Maddie,Ryan,and Kiwi. Kiwi:So what's everybody giving Joe for his birthday? Ryan:I'm giving him an iTunes gift card. Maddie:I'm giving him a gift card to Build a Bear. Kiwi:You've got to be kidding me!! Megan:Actually,I think Joe's going to like it.Joe loves acting like a kid. Kiwi:Good point.What are you getting him,Megan? Megan:I'm getting him three gift cards.One for Itunes,one for Ed Hardy's,and another for PinkBerry's. What are you getting him,Kiwi? Kiwi: Not telling you.I'm going to go see my Nicky. *walks towards front of bus* In the front *Joe has just hung up the cellphone when Kiwi walks in* Joe:Hi Kiwi!! What are you getting me for a present? Kiwi: I'm not telling!! Jeez! *sits next to Nick* Kevin: Nick, can you tell the others that we're going to be there in about 5 minutes? Nick:(whining) Why can't Joe or Kelly do it? Joe: Because it's my birthday, not yours. So go away, slave!! Nick: (shouts) MADDIE!! MEGAN!!! RYAN!!! GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE!! *Maddie, Megan, and Ryan run in* Maddie: What's wrong? Nick: 5 more minutes until we get there. Ryan: (looking annoyed) Thanks for telling us. Megan: Well, thanks for yelling, because things were starting to get a bit too romantic in there. * Kelly walks in (with no crutches) so she's limping* Maddie: HEY!! You're not crippled anymore!! Kelly: No. I just tried walking now. *They pull into the Jonas' driveway. Frankie runs out.* Frankie: YAY! You're here! *as soon as Kevin opens the door to get out, Frankie jumps on him and gives him a hug* Kevin: Frankie! What's up lil bro? Frankie: I missed you! Joe: (getting off the tourbus) We missed you too! But hey, it's MY birthday, so why, may I ask, are you hugging Kevin? *Everybody else comes off the bus and the Jonas boys introduce their parents to Maddie, Kelly, Ryan, Kiwi, and Megan* Mrs. Jonas: It's so nice to finally meet you! Girls, if you want to come with me upstairs, I'll show you your rooms. Mr. Jonas: Boys, why don't you take Ryan to his room. Frankie, stay down here and help me make a cake for Joe. Frankie: But- Mr. Jonas: No buts. Come on, lets go. *The Jonas Boys leave to show Ryan around the mansion* With the Girls (while walking to the bedrooms) Kelly: (limping) This house is soo amazing Mrs. Jonas! Thank you so much for letting us stay with you! Mrs. Jonas: Just call me Denise, sweetheart. Maddie: Denise, it's so nice of you to let us stay! Mrs. Jonas: Once again, it's no problem. Now I have a question. Don't you have a sister, Kelly? (Author's Note: Mrs. J and Mr. J don't know that Kevin and Courtney ever went out, so it's a secret) Kelly: Yeah, but she's staying with her boyfriend and when I get settled, she's going to drop off my stuff. Mrs. Jonas: Oh. I see. Well, (stopping in the middle of the hallway) here are your rooms. You girls can pick whichever rooms you want. They all have views of the landscape. Megan: AWESOME! Thank you so much Denise! *The girls pick their rooms and start unpacking* With the guys (while on the way to their rooms) Nick: I miss Kiwi... Ryan: Dude! We just saw them like, 5 minutes ago! Nick: I still miss her.... Joe: Well, I miss Kelly every time she walks out of the room, so I know how you feel, Nick. Kevin: Hey guys, I need some advice. Joe: Sure. What's up? Kevin: Do you think I should just forget about Courtney? Ryan: I would. I mean, she obviously moved on. Joe: I fogot about AJ, and now I don't want anything to do with her now. It may be hard, but let go. No matter how hard it is, get up and just try again!! *Nick bursts out laughing* Kevin: What's so funny about this? Nick:(laughing) Joe just sounded like Miley!! *starts singing* Nobody's Perfect!! I gotta work it! Again and again til- Joe: Shut up. *his phone rings* Who is it? Will Kevin EVER get over Courtney? Why won't my freakin internet come back?! IDK WHY! Just find out what happens next in chapter 17 part 2!!

Author: kscutie843
Keywords: Jonas Brothers Joe Nick Kevin Kelly Maddie Hot Sexy Romance Comedy Funny
Added: May 10, 2008

Doctor Who Parody 4: Chicks Like Doctors Arms

The Doctor has a gift of... nice arms I see. Some come soft and romantic, some come violent? Disclaimer BBC what the hell I can't be bothered with all this formal crap.

Author: AdamTariq002
Keywords: doctor arms donna martha teleport
Added: May 5, 2008

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